Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Why Denver is the Mile High City

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Why Denver is the Mile High City

Philadelphia airport has a reputation for stealing your luggage. Several airlines admit they don’t even have security cameras in their luggage area, stating they trust their employees. After numerous complaints of things being stolen, they still trust their baggage handlers. An airline is printing ads for flying out of Philadelphia airport with the headline “Feel like showing off your next luggage?” Yeah, we do, because you STOLE our old luggage.

There are some in Congress who state blogs like this should be fined for linking to political parties. Therefore, please, whatever you do, please do not observe the above link to a political party. You could get us all in trouble.

Researchers claim that short term anger is good for you. So, take that, you stupid moronic readers. There, I’m done. Seriously, I love you readers. Honest.

General Motors has announced they are increasing their number of Hummers. Bill Clinton announced the same thing.

China is seeking the marketing license for Olympic products. They argue they might as well be given the license since all the stuff is going to be manufactured there anyway.

Former Klan leader and Republican State Rep. David Duke is giving lectures in Europe. He states he has a “passing and love for European heritage”, especially German heritage during the 1930s and 1940s.

Joey Buttafuoco has been hired at a Mister Freeze in Los Angeles. Drop by his joint and shoot him a “hello”.

Denver is going to pot, literally. They approved a law that adults may have up to an ounce of marijuana. Hello, shoot over there and drop a joint.

Personally, I am against the use of any mind-altering substances. This position has been particularly hardened during the Bush Administration, as it seems hard enough to find people who start off understanding reality.


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