Choked Chickens and 65 Million Year Orgasms
I was recently asked for my ID. I responded, “keep in mind, your tip depends on how you answer this question. Did you ask for my ID to see if I was 21 or over, or did you ask for my ID to see whether I qualify for the senior citizen discount?”
Explorers found the fossilized remains of a couple captured in sexual union for 65 million years. Amazingly, the woman stated she is still waiting to achieve an orgasm. I wonder why they never got hungry and ate the 4,000 year old bowl of noodles.
The cafeteria today is serving “smothered chicken”. I always thought they chopped their heads off.
Bush today firmly announced that “we do not torture.” Most American interrogations are just a little slap and tickle, that’s all.
posted by Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny at 1:35 PM
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1:40 PM
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10:44 AM
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