Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: More Noodles to Get Steamed About

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

More Noodles to Get Steamed About

The fact that a bowl of noodles can sit around for 4,000 years continues to bother me. Maybe they were passed down from generation to generation as a family heirloom. And, if so, what kind of family heirloom does that make? An uneaten bowl of noodles (and believe me, you wouldn’t want to eat it after it’s more than a week old, much less more than a week old) doesn’t exactly serve as anything of much use. I suspect it would be the gift that comes after the oldest getting the property, the second oldest geting the jewelry, all the way down to the youngest getting the bowl of noodles. The fact that it survived all this time without the people inheriting it throwing it at siblings in itself is an amazing thing.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're off your noodle.

8:41 AM

Blogger Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny said...

No, we're on the noodles, and they're 4,000 years old, which makes this the second oldest thing Anna Nicole Smith has been on.

1:35 PM


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