When Fools Flood In

My close, personal friend Rick Santorum, which whom I made national news with just last month (but I digress) has this to say about the flood victims: ”there may be a need to look at tougher penalties on those who decide to ride it out and understand that there are consequences to not leaving.” Rick, I can save you time. I looked into it for you, and I think having to spend several days on a roof without food and proper water are consequences enough.

Speaking of dumb people, you realize that when Adam and Eve had children that our ancestors came from brothers and sisters and then cousins marrying each other? This may explain a lot.