Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Artifical Testicles: And That Should Be Headlines Enough

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Artifical Testicles: And That Should Be Headlines Enough

It turns out that Supreme Court nominee John Roberts never once filed a law suit, never once faced a witness in court, and never once advised a client of the client’s legal rights. It is good for him that one need not be a lawyer to serve on the Supreme Court, as it appear John Roberts never was a lawyer.

Bird experts have concluded that birds sing for sex. Male birds have to prove to female birds that they are strong and healthy by out-singing other male birds. We know this is not the same for humans, given the successes of Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart.

Urologists have created the artificial testicle. This may open up a whole new line of plastic surgery in California. Plus, this could be open not just to humans. Can you imagine the competition among High Society dog owners? Neuter your pet, and then make your pet the King of Your Town

The displacement of people from Hurricane Katrina is the largest in our nation since our displacement of Native Americans. So, there is hope. Maybe hurricane victims will get their own casino.

Michael Brown has resigned as head of FEMA. He explained, in looking at the oncoming hurricane heading towards the Carolinas, that he’s out of here before that thing hits.

Images of the Katrina Hurricane and its aftermath are having an affect on the illegal immigration situation. It seems that thousands of people are now crossing the border—to leave the United States.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I await the malpractice suits on this. Overworked doctors confusing breast implants with artifical testicles...

2:10 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh, dyslexic transsexuals...

4:19 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dyslexic transsexuals...what a great line to this particular blog. Now, please, get that visual out of my head.

9:13 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then what would such a person have for brains?

9:52 AM


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