Flying While Flying

Pennsylvania is moving towards creating the crime of flying an airplane while under the influence. This I’d like to see: state trooper pilots pulling over airplanes that are swerving in non-turbulent skies. “You were doing 370 in a 355 zone.” The sobriety test would be easy. If you ask the pilot to get out of the airplane to try to walk a straight line, and the pilot does it, the pilot is drunk.

There is one ghastly portrait found in Pennsylvania. I recall a tourist mentioning what a nice painting it was. Unfortunately it wasn’t a painting, it was a photograph.

Why don’t people admit that many of these new coffee drinks essentially are candy bars with coffee poured over them? If you are ordering a mint new fudge chocolate coffee with whipped cream and sprinkles, I think you no longer are drinking something that should be called “coffee”.

I saw a trash can with a sign on it that reads “Watch Your Step”. How many people go walking inside a trash can?