Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Signs of the Times

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, November 22, 2004

Signs of the Times

Some great but sick signs:

In the parking lot of an Alzheimer's clinic: "Please remember where you parked your car."

Near a school, there are signs reading "Entering School Zone. Reduce Speed" and "Leaving School Zone. Resume Speed". Next to them are signs reading "Drug Free Zone" and then later on "Leaving Drug Free Zone. Resume Dealing".

My favorite sign of all time was the international sign of "do not feed your children to the alligators". It was a slash through a stick figure holding a stick child over the water where a stick alligator opened its mouth to eat the stick child.


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