Signs of the Times

Some great but sick signs:

In the parking lot of an Alzheimer's clinic: "Please remember where you parked your car."

Near a school, there are signs reading "Entering School Zone. Reduce Speed" and "Leaving School Zone. Resume Speed". Next to them are signs reading "Drug Free Zone" and then later on "Leaving Drug Free Zone. Resume Dealing".

My favorite sign of all time was the international sign of "do not feed your children to the alligators". It was a slash through a stick figure holding a stick child over the water where a stick alligator opened its mouth to eat the stick child.