Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Of Biblical Proportions

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Of Biblical Proportions

Cairo is under seige from locust. Press reports stated the locust are "of Biblical proportions". Now, if I ever saw a locust the size of a Bible, I'd leave the place.

In the Bible, there are people reported living several hundreds of years to 1,000 years. Some have suggested there was a mistranslation and it might have made more sense if years instead meant months. Yet, wouldn't it be interesting if humans were actually meant to live for 1,000 years. First, it would kill Mel Brooks's 1,000 man comedy routine because, well, it wouldn't make sense anymore. Perhaps that would explain why we only use 10% of our brains. We are meant to live 90% longer and use the whole brain.

Which proves the point that many have been arguing: we basically are a brainless bunch.


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