Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Important Information That Might Someday Save Your Life

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Important Information That Might Someday Save Your Life

Even though I have met three people who were in "Poseidon Adventure", I never saw the movie until last night.

I learned a valuable lesson in case I am ever in a sinking ship, who might come in handy as I should be on the Queen Mary 2 later next year.

If you're on a ship and it begins sinking, all women except Shelley Winters are to remove their skirts.

It must be a maritime rule or something.


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