Writing About Sex to Get Your Attention

I have always wondered what it is that causes two people to connect. Personally, I have found I connect with three types of women: those who agree to go out with me and then cancel before the date, those who agree to go out with me and don't cancel but then don't show up, and those very few who do show up and after a wonderful evening tell me that, although they have successfully hidden their sex addictions, being with me has shown them they don't have to have sex with every man they meet.

Now, I know these women seriously mean this as a compliment, yet let me explain to sex addicted women something about men: telling a man he has cured them of an addiction to sex is not a compliment to a man.

The couple I have always most wondered about is a famed outlaw in Puerto Rico who was hiding for years along with his girlfriend. The newspapers state he first met his girlfriend when he was beheading her father.

Now, how is that possibly a way to meet women? What possible pickup line worked? "Hi, I just killed your father. You want to go out for coffee?" You mean that worked?