No, He's the College Senior, I'm Not a Senior

Several years ago, when I was a little over 30 years old, an intern and college student named Keith and I were traveling when Keith wanted to run into McDonald's. It was there that I received the realization of how teenagers view anyone over age 30. Keith put in his order and I stated all I wanted was a coffee. The teenager behind the counter repeated the order back to us by restating Keith's order, and then added, as to my order, "and one senior citizen coffee".