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Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Merry Christmas, Cheerful Chanukah, Keepsake Kwanzaa, Respectful Ramadan, and for Atheists, May Nothing Be a Source of Joy

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, November 29, 2004

Merry Christmas, Cheerful Chanukah, Keepsake Kwanzaa, Respectful Ramadan, and for Atheists, May Nothing Be a Source of Joy

As we enter the holiday season, let me share what my mother gave me last year:
A headstone.

She pointed out how many people do not plan ahead for these things. Frankly, I am a cheapskate and figured: let someone else pay for it with what I have left. Now, is this a good gift to receive, or not? Hey, thanks for the nice headstone. It was just what I wanted. The color is perfect and it fits great. All my life, I've been saying: someday, I hope I get my own headstone. I knew that day would come, and now you've made my dreams come true.

What was amusing was one of the town's busybodies called my mother and asked if I was sick. She said no, and was surprised by the question. Why would she be asking if I am sick? Well, the busybody saw my new headstone and assumed...

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