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Six Waltons have more money than 30% of Americans. Goodnight, John Boy. Goodnight tons of money.

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Now trending: #whatmakesamanhot: #Clippers

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Keep America American: 19th century Know Nothing slogan, 20th century KKK slogan, 21st century Romney slogan.

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My condolenses to friends and family of Ron Paul, whose death was erronously reported on the Internet. #RonPaulRIP

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@HowardKurtz Romney hopes those zany candidates stay off his lawn.

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@amber_benson My fortune cookie read "That was not chicken you just ate."

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@MrDanZak @lizflock @MonicaHesse How #TheList missed me, I'll never know, I tweeted, disgruntled.

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Now trending: #1thingiwant4christmas: #hornets

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Now trending: #BestHolidayMovies: #PatchAdams

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@MonicaHesse I just realized, when I freeze my jeans, maybe it is those powerful cranberries that was actually cleaning them all this time.

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@EricaLScott I'll vote for you, but I first want to see how you stand up against Rick Perry in a debate and..wait, never mind. You win.

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@ReliableSource A. Same first name. Q. What do Elizabeth Taylor and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

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@petridishes Don't worry men, they are making a new Bourne movie so outrageous even Matt Damon won't have anything to do with it.

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@petridishes If this also means no Grover Cleveland coins, then those are fighting words.

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@Milbank I'll drop out the Presidential race for a cup of Starbucks.

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@TheFix Wow, Brian Jones is working for Romney. All this time I thought he died in a swimming pool decades ago.

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I believe the Sandusky team did not realize 1-800-REALITY was a gay sex line: they confused it with the child porn line.

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@LadyGaga thanks for your advocacy against bullying. I would like to invite you to dinner to discuss eliminating bullying

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@petridishes I would change my mind and run for President just to be in that debate.

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Now trending: #SomebodyLetMeKnowWhen #WeBoughtaZoo

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George Ross to moderate a debate between Gary Johnson and Buddy Roemer.

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@petridishes Of course God exists. George Burns portrayed him in movies.

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@petridishes Being dyslexic, to me it is "Are you there, Dog? It is me, Noel." Happy Noel, which means I hope I am happy after all.

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@celebritology There will be a Real Housewives of the Kardashians.

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@petridishes If light has a mass, then all is mass. If mass needs more mass to grow, all mass is life. In the end, we are poop.

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@petridishes And in the end, it all comes out from the end.

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@petridishes From that perspective, they also must wonder why we put dog poop into bags. @geneweingarten

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@AngelinaJolie All is forgiven, you can come back. Call me at 310-954-7277, and don't bring Charlie or Justin.

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@petridishes Gingrich sees the $10,000 and raises by $20,000 credit in Tiffany's.

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@petridishes When Rick Perry becomes President, there will be eight Justices. Oh, yes, there will.

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Now trending: #ThingsMoneyCanBuy: #ChrisPaultotheClippers, maybe not, says #DavidStern

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@geneweingarten I came across this by accident, am a non-believer, and too cheap to buy the whole article, but, WHAT? http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/washingtonpost_historical/access/121378398.html?FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:AI&type=historic&date=Jul+28%2C+1952&author=By+Paul+Sampson+Post+Reporter&pub=The+Washington+Post+(1923-1954)&desc=%5C%27Saucer%5C%27+Outran+Jet%2C+Pilot+Says%3B+Air+Force+Puts+Lid+on+Inquiry&pqatl=top_retrieves

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@petridishes Seriously, congratulations. The best I did was make the list of 5 Penn grads who truly disappointed us.

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@petridishes The Post isn't dying, it is just a chest cold, and a touch of the flu, and a bit of gout, and maybe some loss of feeling.

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@TheFix Bachman enthusiastically was thundergunning her views on climate change and the 2nd Amendment.

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@petridishes Will Romney and Gingrich start attacking "Michelle Santorum", and would doing this upset the one gay voter each has?

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@petridishes I balance Newt by talking about Newt in my first person.

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@celebritology On behalf of Alec Baldwin, I sincerely apologize to Alec Baldwin.

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@HowardKurtz I senior aide to Leon Tchaikovsky is denying that he is going to run for President. FYI. You may quote him.

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@petridishes When Santorum mentioned "Petri dish" during the debate, I feared he was hitting on you.

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@TheFix I guess Mitt won't us the "Newt, I knew Ted Kennedy, and you're no Ted Kennedy" line.

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@TheFix Fred Thompson suspended his 2008 campaign; he could always unsuspend it anytime.

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@TheFix What? You ate an Domino's and not Godfather's. What are you, an unbiased journalist?

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I'm an American, Chicago born, and I vote multiple times. #discardedfirstdrafts

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I write this sitting in the kitchen sink, because I went drinking with Elmer Gantry. #discardedfirstdrafts

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When Dick Gibson was a boy, he was not Dick Gibson. He was a ballerina named Priscilla. #discardedfirstdrafts

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Emer Gantry was drunk, just as I wish I were now. #discardedfirstdrafts

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It was dark. It was stormy. It was night. #discardedfirstdrafts

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The sun shone, having no alternative, and, this is going to get sillier and sillier by the page. #discardedfirstdrafts

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Someone must have slandered Joseph K. for one morning he keyed a bunch of cars. #discardedfirstdrafts

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I am an invisible man, I'm over here, no, over here. #discardedfirstdrafts

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Happy families are all alike; they drink heavily and ignore their problems. #discardedfirstdrafts

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They call me Ishmael, or Izzy for short. #discardedfirstdrafts

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Around 85 years ago, maybe 86 or 87 years ago... #discardedfirstdrafts

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It was the best of times, it was the worse of times, it was so confusing no one knew what was going on. #discardedfirstdrafts

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Yo, youse hold these truths to be up yours. #discardedfirstdrafts

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@celebritology Which Presidential candidate will be the first to buy Justin Bieber's perfume?

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@TheFix What is sad is I look at my Philly friends and realize that "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" doubles as a realistic documentary.

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@geneweingarten Hello, vodka, it's me, Chelsea Asshandler.

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@petridishes I wonder if Rick Perry could pass a citizenship test that he wants immigrants to pass?