Nastassja Kinski Destroys Benjamin Franklin

Speaker Ben was delighted to meet Dauphin County’s own William Sanderson. William explained to Ben that he is on a television show called “Deadwood”. Ben is impressed that television is airing a series about some of the employees in a few of the agencies around the Capitol. Ben heard William used to have two brothers named Darryl who didn’t speak. Ben hopes both Darryls run for public office.

Ben’s ego was crushed when he met Nastassja Kinksi and she stated she had never heard of Benjamin Franklin. Ben then realized that American history is not taught in German schools, where Nastassja grew up. Ben, though, now believes there is no electricity in Germany and thinks that’s why some people of German descent in Lancaster County don’t use electricity. Ben hopes to go to Germany someday and tell them about electricity.