The Truth About a Real Endangered Species: Will Global Warming Shrink Paris Hilton?

Have you ever looked at how stupid people around you are, and then wondered how this species ever survived if this is now us after we’ve gained intelligence?

The flags were set at half mast for Pearl Harbor. I overheard a teenager ask why the flags had been lowered, and a police officer replied “for Pearl Harbor.” The teenager asked, “oh, was she a good Governor?”

We learn from our mistakes. Some of us improve, and others are professional students.

Did anyone catch when President Ford passed away that a television journalist stated “the nation mourns for President Bush…I mean Ford.” No, I think she was correct the first time.

I invested in a foreign natural spring water company. Unfortunately, it turns out customers don’t like a product named that Chernobyl Springs.