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Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: How to Tell if You Have a Gambling Problem, and Whether God Really Does Love You or Not

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, February 05, 2007

How to Tell if You Have a Gambling Problem, and Whether God Really Does Love You or Not

A woman gave birth on an Atlantic City casino floor recently. If you’re so addicted to gambling that you can’t stop putting quarters into a machine while you’re having a baby come out of you, you might have a gambling problem.

I not only believe that God serves all creatures, but that He is very loyal to His favorite flu bugs.

Of course, God must really love pigs. It is claimed pigs have 30 minute orgasms, which proves my previous point.

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