How Can You Expect Me to Come up with a Funny Title Each and Every Time: I Have a Life and Other More Important Things to Do, Too

I have an important belief to add to my new religion of Jewish Scientist: God never opens a door without also slamming a window shut on your fingers.

A met a couple who were so dumb, when DNA analysis indicated that the father was not the father of their son, the wife immediately demanded to know with whom her husband was cheating on so he would have another man’s sperm.

I saw the police pull over a speeder. The driver, while pleading his case hinted he had some information and asked if it was true that all tips were kept confidential. When the police officer reassured him they were, the driver slipped the officer twenty dollars, and told the officer to keep it quiet.