Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: 2005 Just Flu By

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

2005 Just Flu By

Just when I stopped writing “2004” on all my checks, they change the number again. This is so confusing.

I saw a movie where Kim Basinger is filmed performing a deep, dark fantasy of mine. She goes around killing Elvis impersonators,

I have realized nothing a guy does with a woman will ever be correct. Thus, why fret it? If I hit on a woman, she thinks I’m a pervert. If I don’t, she thinks I’m gay. Most of my life, though, I am just a well behaved, restrained pervert.

I will conclude on a happy note—those of us not killed by floods, terrorists, flu, disease, war, choking while naked with a hooker’s phone number in the waste can, and any of a number of myriad causes---see you at the next New Year.


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