Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: What If Christopher Lloyd Is a Vampire?

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Friday, April 29, 2005

What If Christopher Lloyd Is a Vampire?

How come jokingly referring this as a “lesbian vampire Christopher Lloyd” site attracts Buffy fans, but hardly gets a peep from Christopher Lloyd fans? Oh, that’s right, probably requires a change in medication. Got you.

Anyway, for you Christopher Lloyd fans, here is a verbatim conversation between me and Lisa de Moraes, television critic for the Washington Post:

Me: “Any chance a slow transformation of making Christopher Lloyd the real star of “Stacked” can save it?

De Moraes: “None whatsoever.”

Should it bother me that I noticed a store was selling a pinata of a young woman?. Is that what we delight in seeing children beating with sticks? (Buffy fans excluded.)

Anyone see the commercial where, if you have a yellow toenail and you take a tablet for three months, you’ll get diarrhea, nausea, and possibly premature death, but your toenail will no longer be yellow? How about if one takes a pill that prevents against those side effects but a toenail will turn yellow? That pill might sell better.

I noticed a cheap bartender. He had put one beer spigot, but sold two kinds of beer: draft and light draft. All he did was add water to make the beer a light. Of course, he could claim it’s his secret blend. Now, maybe if you Christopher Lloyd fans would increase your amounts of water and decrease your amounts of alcohol, we’d be hearing from you more.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who says Christopher Lloyd ISN'T a vampire?

1:57 PM


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