Here's the Poop to the Story

Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny

I am turning into George Bush. I actually said to someone, upon her stating she is an only child, that “both my children are only an only child”, when I meant to say “both my parents were an only child”. At least I didn’t ask “so, how long have you been an only child?”

How about the Pistons and Magic basketball game being delayed three minutes because somone’s seeing eye dog pooped on the court? Is that even mentioned in the rules book?

Speaking of which, how about the bus used by the Dave Matthews Band that dumped 800 pounds of its human waste from a bridge, landing on 100 people in a sightseeing boat? And, yet, those people still have a better vacation experience than my most recent one. Now, does one then take one’s clothing and sell it on ebay? “You can be the proud owned of clothing that may be have stained by Dave Matthews’s poop?”…

Actual comment I received: “you look like that actor who played a cop who got shot in some movie…” Yeah, I get that confusion a lot.

Ironically, Sterling Hayden used to be down the road from me. He actually did play a cop who got shot in “The Godfather.” His mother helped sponsor my first play. Sadly, income tax problems prevented Sterling Hayden from accepting a role in “Jaws”. Spielberg even tried to film the movie in another country so he could get around his tax problems. Sadly, that might have been has most famous role. Fortunately, he will always be remembered for “Dr. Strangelove”, one of the greatest movies of all time. Incidentally, not only does Peter Sellers have three roles in that movie, but his heart problems prevented him from taking on a fourth role. And, no, I look nothing like Sterling Hayden. Although, since he’s deceased, I might like more like how he looks now.