Kids Say the Brightest Things

Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny

I love adult parties where the host adults have their little children present, as the children are apt to then say something that will embarrass their parents. These are the types of comment that often cause the parents to then lose their jobs and social services to remove the children from the homes. Really funny stuff.

At one party, a little boy carried his Ken doll around and showed it to everyone, pointing to the doll, and proclaiming to everyone, “My daddy.” Imagine how hard it was for everyone to stifle their laughter when later that evening the boy stood in the middle of the room, raised his Ken doll, and then bit the head off.

Another party saw a little girl get into an argument with a guest’s little boy. The host’s girl yelled in a loud voice, for all to hear, “men aren’t good for anything, not even sex.”

I wonder where she picked that up from?