Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: The Time I Missed Photographing Bill Clinton With a Prostitute

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

The Time I Missed Photographing Bill Clinton With a Prostitute

Let me tell you about the time I saw Bill Clinton with a prostitute.

Before anyone gets too upset, let me reassure readers that Bill Clinton is perfectly innocent in this. Then, again, this does depend on what your defintiion of "with" is.

Seriously, I was at a reception for Governor Clinton when a local political activist kept asking me to take a photograph of a woman with the Governor. The woman was dressed slightly inappropriately for the reception, but Democrats are the big tent party that reaches out to many kinds of people, and I didn't think too much of it. For various reasons, I never did get the photograph. Later on, I apologized to the activist for not being able to take the photograph and asked if we should schedule the picture later on. He explained he didn't know the woman. She was a prostitute he saw in the hotel bar and he asked if she wanted to meet Governor Clinton, so he brought her up.

And, thus, I missed taking a photograph of Bill Clinton with a prostitute.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, of why, didn't you get the photograph?
Chappaqua, N.Y.

10:43 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I'd like to see the photo, too.

7:15 AM


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