My Uncle Is My Daddy

I once had a co-worker who was a single mother who lived with her parents and her brother. Can you imagine the reactions when her daughter would tell people "I live with my mommy and my mommy's brother. He's my daddy."

In the mind of a five year old, that is a perfectly fine statement. In the mind of us suspicious adults, that sounds like it is time to call social services. No, for those readers who still suspect something wrong here. It is just when you try to explain that her uncle can not be her daddy, she is too young to realize why she can't have a daddy like her friends. So her uncle is her daddy. And that's that.

Let's just see how she feels when she is over age 15 and this get read to her boyfriends.