I Was Almost Bill Clinton's Brother

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During Bill Clinton's Presidency, it was discovered that Bill Clinton had a half brother he never knew about. President Clinton telephoned his half brother and invited him to the White House. Unfortunately, no one knew what this half brother looked like.

I happened to be in the White House the day the half brother was scheduled to arrive. A man came up to me, I presume a Secret Service agent, and asked if I was Bill Clinton's half brother. I, of course, said "No".

You know, maybe I should have said "Yes". I know eventually I would have been found out and probably arrested and executed or, worse yet, exiled to Harrisburg (wait, maybe I did say "yes"), yet I always wondered how far along I could have kept up the deception. I could have been helpful to Bill. I could have told him that I'd take the blame for the scandals: it was really me pretending to be you. Ahh, good times that never were meant to be...