Special Delivery, and the Package is Moving

A restaurant in Washington, D.C. offers to send two live lobsters anywhere in the United States for $99.

Two live lobsters? Anywhere in the United States? At last, the perfect holiday gift for someone you don't like if you are aware in advance they have no idea what to do with two live lobsters. Tell their children you're sending them pets, and then watch them become traumatized when their pets become that special dinner. Or, watch your friends as they try to keep the lobsters as pets. Are lobsters housebroken? Do they need to be walked? How close can you put your fingers near their claws?

Of course, if you're willing to spend $99.