Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Special Delivery, and the Package is Moving

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Special Delivery, and the Package is Moving

A restaurant in Washington, D.C. offers to send two live lobsters anywhere in the United States for $99.

Two live lobsters? Anywhere in the United States? At last, the perfect holiday gift for someone you don't like if you are aware in advance they have no idea what to do with two live lobsters. Tell their children you're sending them pets, and then watch them become traumatized when their pets become that special dinner. Or, watch your friends as they try to keep the lobsters as pets. Are lobsters housebroken? Do they need to be walked? How close can you put your fingers near their claws?

Of course, if you're willing to spend $99.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

They send two lobsters? How many people have opened the package and found lots of little lobsters as a bonus?

12:53 PM


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