A Batty Idea
Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny
The newspapers report that the wife of Mets pitcher Kris Benson told Howard Stern that if her husband ever cheated on her, she would have sex with the entire Mets team, including coaches and batboys.
You do realize what this means?
Mets batboys are pleading with Kris Benson to have an affair.
posted by Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny at 6:08 AM
4 Comments:
Now we know why Pedro Martinez signed with the Mets instead of the Red Sox.
8:43 AM
Maybe we can use Kris Benson's wife to reinstate the Babe's curse.
8:45 AM
I just hope it is not "the curse" and New York fans will all be needing medical treatment.
9:41 AM
Brings on a new message to the expression "batter up."
12:31 PM
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