A NASCAR Presidential Race

Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny

A few days ago, several Democrats were making fun of NASCAR. Now, I think it is not nice to make fun of someone else's culture, and if that is what appeals to red staters, we shouldn't criticize it. But, I have made a suggestion that I think would be a terrific fund raiser for the Republican National Committee. All leading Republicans drive in a NASCAR race and, to make it interesting, they race in both directions at the same time. Guiliani and McCain would drive to the left and the 42 other Republican Presidential candidates would drive towards the right. Now, that's a car pileup everyone would love to see.