And Now For This Commercial Message
Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny
My daughter Francesca has directed, produced, and edited a fantastic commercial:
http://www.mattmariano.net/f/Fantasia_commercial_Lee.mpg
Actually, I don’t have a daughter, and I have never met Francesca. I can’t remember how Francesca got to be my daughter. I think someone thought since my name is Leon and her last name is Lee, she had to be my daughter, right? Isn’t that how things work?
Still, I want to give this commercial high praise and encourage our readers to go view her terrific commercial. And someday this absentee father hopes to finally meet his daughter.
posted by Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny at 1:02 PM
11 Comments:
Bravo. Something this good, we can tell she is not genetically related to you.
8:12 AM
GOSH...that is hilarious...about the DNA..gene stuff...
How do u know he is not my dad just by watching my commercial?!!
- the anonymous daughter ;)
9:21 AM
I am certain once they realize you have talent, they know you could not possibly have been influenced by me at all. Besides, there is no possible way you could be my daughter. The Bush Administration is putting my face on the "Just Say No, Or This Could Be Your Father of Your Children" posters for their abstinance campaign.
Incidentally, a relative claimed that the reason my Great Aunt was the driver for U.S. Senator Prescott Bush was that (and I have my doubts about this) Prescott married a relative of hers. While it is the same last name, I have not seen this verified. Yet, the only reason this would make sense is that I can confirm that, if it true, then the same dumb gene that I have was passed along to Prescott's sons and grandsons, George H.W. and George W. Believe me, there is no talent in this genetic pool.
10:34 AM
As the CEO of a major free world establishment, I wish to disagree that there is no talent in my...I mean, in Leon's...genetic makeup. We were both raised in a good nucular family with good genes. Why, I can still fit into the same genes I owned five years ago.
-GWB, Crawford, TX.
11:40 AM
Cool commercial.
11:57 AM
Are you a good father?
8:41 AM
She direct anything else?
9:43 AM
No, I don't know if Francesca has directed anything else. Which answers the other question as well: I am not a good father.
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