Everybody Poops

A man is brought before a Judge for arrangement. The Judge asks “this says you defecated in a meeting in City Council.”

“That correct, your honor”, the accused replied, “but I was only doing what City Council requested.”

“What do you mean”, asked the Judge?

“Well, I asked City Council about an ordinance, and the Council President said he couldn’t give a crap. So, I told him I could help him out on that…”