The Smell of Old Age, and What Is That Smell?

My problem with love is I grew up with a misunderstood idea what it was. I thought, when people used the word “heart”, they were saying the word “fart.” Which I why I could never understand why people would say things like “I love you with all my fart.” “You’re breaking my fart.” “I give you all my fart.” “I fart New York.”

Forgetting where your keys are is a sign of forgetfulness. Looking at keys and not knowing what they are used for is a sign of Alzheimers. Looking at your keys and trying to remember when you bought a Cadillac is a sign you drink too much.