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Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Hartford Poetry Contest: Why Tourists Keep Driving to Massachusetts

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Hartford Poetry Contest: Why Tourists Keep Driving to Massachusetts

A stepson of British nobility
Transferred his business to Connecticut,
With no inkling of sensibility
He sold a weapon that smelled like a butt.
He was known as the part lord from Hartford.
Who got a smart hoard to buy his fart sword.

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