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Helpful hint: Do not park in a parking space reserved for the State Police. Unless, of course, you are a state trooper. If, for some reason, you have an overwhelming urge to park in a parking space reserved for the State Police, I then advise you do not then smoke a bowl of marijuana. Otherwise, you may find your name in the newspaper, as happened in today's paper. At least the person who did this had a good explanation: "My wife went shopping at the Goodwill store, and I thought I could smoke a quick bowl." I hope she found some good bargains; she now needs bail money.

One State Senator called another Senator a "faggot" and a City Council member called another City Council member a "homo". Isn't it great how we have advanced from the days when Senator Claude Pepper's wife was attacked for being a thespian? Was yesterday the Legislative Gay Bashing Day? I always forget what day that is.