I Am The Sexiest Lying Twit

2012-01-18T14:29:00.001-08:00

I never amounted to much. I was a door to door Wikipedia salesman.

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@celebritology Actors will record a vocal soundtrack to be played while showing "The Artist". Not true, but that makes a great rumor.

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@petridishes Between the earthquake aftershock and Wikipedia disappearing, I fear the Mayans were right.

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Now trending: #ThingsBetterWithoutSOPA #MarkWahlberg

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Now trending: #IfTheyShutDownTwitter #BritneyIsOurQueen

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@EricaLScott People demanding refunds for "The Artist" because its silent? Movie companies owe us money for lots of movie where actors spoke

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If God wanted Tim Tebow to be a success, the God must really, really favor the New York Giants.

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Hey, conspiracy theorists. Check out Wikipedia. I hear the United Nations black helicopters took it out today.

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@TaylorSwift If you dislike guys who know you from Wikipedia, and Wikipedia is dark today, today is your day to find a guy.

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I want to date Taylor Swift and break her heart just to hear what song she'd write about how horrible I am.

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Remember to check all movie bathrooms for dead bodies at least once every four days.

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Why should we elect a man President who takes 3 months to release tax information he has in front on him? He is not running on efficiency.

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@geneweingarten P.S. Just kidding. I believe you would have to make the currency unrecognizable. Besides, Giants are going to win.

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@geneweingarten I have your books and want the Giants to win. Although your offer may violate Title 18, sect 333, USCode, you rebel you.

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Now trending: #FactsWithoutWikipedia, #ThatsSexyAsHell

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OK, so the person who placed hamburgers between donuts announces she has diabetes. Why is everyone so surprised by this?

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@petridishes Your Aunt Edna is so disappointed to hear you prefer the Internet to her. What was it, her chopped liver?

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No, the way to protest blackout day is to black out your photo, NOT paint your face black.

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Now trending: #YouAintInTheRightIf #WhenLifeGivesYouLemons (you make) #TheOatmeal

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@petridishes Somewhere, a stoner with a term paper due tomorrow believed he could find all his last minute research on Wikipedia.

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Now trending: #FactsWithoutWikipedia #SarahPalin

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Wow, this is the most accuracy I have ever found in Wikipedia.

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Now trending: #HowToPleaseAHoodRat: #LegalizeGayMarriage

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@amber_benson I tried eating with my eyes. There are some people in white jackets here to take me to a safe place.

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Now trending: #LegalizeGayMarriage (between) #LindsayLohan (and) #BettyWhite

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The Mayans were right: In 2012, Wikipedia will go blank.

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@MonicaHesse This is the most important Wikipedia page, the only "Monica Hess" reference: :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_S._Brown

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A dog humped Rick Santorum's leg. Santorum broke down and cried, realizing he now is gay.

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If Will Rogers were on Facebook, he would refuse to Friend me.

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Now trending: #WhenImAlone #IWouldDoAnythingFor #BettyWhite

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@geneweingarten Abortion: It Is Just for Hypocrites. To everyone else, it is a sin.

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When will the first Twitter debates occur? Explain public policies in 140 spaces.

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Jon Huntsman, the tribe has spoken.

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@petridishes If consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative, then imaginative inaccurate quotes are the refuge of the inconsistent.

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@TheFix Hey, I care DEEPLY abour Super PACs. Nah, on second thought, I really don't.

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@amber_benson If you need a counselor to discuss this death trauma, let me know. Or read "How to Be Death" which seems to be prophetic.

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Paterno didn't know men could be raped. Santorum thinks gay sex and bestiality are the same. Conclusion:They have the worse sex ed in Penna.

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@petridishes :0

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North Korea announces even bears mourn Kim Jung Il. It is so sad seeing all those crying overweight Korean men.

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@ReliableSource I nominated Eleanor Roosevelt appearing on "Prospects of Mankind". Why that was cancelled, I'll never know.

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I hate Trends. I keep wondering if someone trending just died, got arrested, or just appeared on some talk show?

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I have formed an exploratory committee to find consider whether I should announce whether or not I am considering announcing for President.

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Blue Ivy Carter, at 5 days old, youngest person on the music charts. Beyounce . Beyonce's next child to release a double album as a fetus.

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New TV reality show in development: Kim Jung Il lying in state. Focus groups in North Korea love it, elsewhere it seems not as popular.

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Romney to clarify: He did not mean he likes firing people, he meant he likes firing up doobies with people.

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@TheFix If Chris Cillizza endorses Ron Swanson, I am voting for Ron Swanson.

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@TheFix I always vote how Jeb Bush tells me to vote. I figure the Florida Elections Bureau will count my vote that way, anyway.

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@amber_benson Bought "Drones" to keep forever. How did you get the actors to mimic my workplace so accurately?

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I would love to see the Kardashians discuss current events on "Face the Nation".

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And God then spoke "I shall grant victory to theathletic team who prays the most to me before and during the game."

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@TheFix had Romney 40, Paul 23,and Huntsman 17 percent, but I messed up giving Stewart Greenleaf the rest.

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@petridishes Either Governor Barbour is never going to run for President, or he totally misunderstood the advice given him by Mike Dukakis.

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@petridishes This won't be the first time a Georgian used a scorch earth policy against a Massachusettsian invading South Carolina.

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Now trending: #People'sChoiceAwards #ILoveWalgreens

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Now trending: #ThingsToDoBeforeIDie #TommorrowIsFriday Seriously, one should reach for so much more...

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Now trending: #ChildhoodMovies #TheBorgias

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@geneweingarten Seriously, the joke, as I am sure others have confirmed, worked. Keep up your good work.

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@KChenoweth Hey, great to see another Harrisburgian on Twitter. So, what have you been doing since leaving the Burg?

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@geneweingarten I presume "you are an unadulterate comic genius" is the response you seek?

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@petridishes You dare question the Great Leader? Oh, sorry, you mean Ron Paul. I thougth you meant Kim Il Eun.

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@geneweingarten Half of all people born last 2,000 years now alive. Only one past life per person in last 2,000 years. That's the Math.

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@geneweingarten Mine past life experience read "Error. Expired." I am sure I made lots of mistakes and of course I died in a previous life.

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I don't know why Stephen Colbert is considering a Presidential run. No matter what, he won't be the funniest candidate this year.

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@geneweingarten For those supporting assassinating scientists, would you want ours killed in retaliation? (Film students, don't answer.)

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@geneweingarten Absolutely. The killing of civilians is against international law and should be. Youngsters, rent "Judgement at Nuremberg".

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New reality show: Dog the bounty hunter tracks down Teen Mom fugitives.

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@geneweingarten @yidboy I had a Vice President named Hubert Horatio.

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@petridishes Kim Jung Il can't hold a candle to Lenin. No, seriously, because he's dead and he can'thold anything.

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@petridishes There are parts where mouse fermented Mountain Dew moonshine would sell. Now for a business plan....

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@petridishes So, then that jelly in my Moutain Dew is full of protein and edible?

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@petridishes "You have lips like a Twinkie, eyes like a Zinger, and our love will last as long as the expiration date on a Ding Dong."

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@petridishes Wow, so that jelly in my Mountain Dew used to be a mouse?

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Congratulations to Senator Greenleaf on finishing 21st in the New Hampshire Primary. Next time: break into the top 20.

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Bernie Saunders endorses Romney as a fellow traveler. #WaysRomneyCouldLoseTheNomination

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@ReliableSource Delonte West was invited to the White House afterall. It seems his invitation accidentally went to the Salahis.

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Courts strike down sharia law. Any Judge using sharia law will be buried in sand and be stoned to death.

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Yes, you may borrow my jokes. There is no copyright on jokes. Just return them when you are done with them.

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Now trending: #WhyThisNationIsInDecline #Twinkies

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@petridishes Should we be concerned that Supreme Court Justices don't recognize bare buttocks when they see them? #NotTaughtInLawSchool

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Now trending: #WeAllNeed #Twinkies #SignsTheMayansWereRight

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Riots emerge from panics of people hoarding Twinkies. #SignsTheMayansWereRight

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@petridishes Did you know there are no food substances in a Twinkie? They will never go away, as long as there are chemicals and rocks.

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Now trending: #WhyThisNationIsInDecline #ChuckLorre. Which, by the way, I would argue against. My friend Charlie Sheen agrees.

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Now trending: #BestRapperAward #MittRomney

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@celebritology Yo, we in Philly demand Tina Fey and Questlove get along, or we'll tape them both to William Penn's hat.

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Rick Perry got 1% of the New Hampshire Primary vote. We are the 99.

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There is a Fountain Pen Hopsital in New York City. More writing utensils than homeless people have insurance.

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Jon Hamm confirms "Mad Men" will return. Of course, by that, he is referring to the South Carolina Primary.

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Now trending: #YouTheOne #Twinkies #IfMySexGameWasCandy

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@TheFix I like how Sununu described "crock of crap" as a technical term. It should be included in all future Poli Sci textbooks.

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@geneweingarten What do you think of a woman who takes her own toilet paper to the symphony? http://pic.twitter.com/g6Ozfj9C @amber_benson

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@TheFix Paul nibbling at Romney's heels? Hearing that, Santorum is appalled.

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@TheFix Huntsman going from "Ticket to Ride" to "Nowhere Man", soon to become "The Fool on the Hill".

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@petridishes If Romney has fire in the belly, make certain he is not the new drummer for Spinal Tap.

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I just ousted Jon Huntsman as Mayor of Bob's Corner Store in Laconia, New Hampshire on foursquare.

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@TheFix Did you see Arlen Specter's twist on replacing the Democratic ticke?. He'd run Hillary Clinton instead, but still keep Biden.

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@Milbank Memo to candidate: Do not build addition to mansion if you don't believe you won't be living there until 2017 or 2021.

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@petridishes I believe renewing "New Girl" for another reason moved the Doomsday Clock.

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Since corporations are people, they deserve national health care. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Picks Donald Trump as his running mate.#WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Announces his birth certificate shows he was born in Canada. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Announces he was brainwashed in Vietnam. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Confesses all 2002 Winter Olympic competitions were staged scripted events.#WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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During next debate, proposes marriage to the Huntsman daughters. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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During next debate, proposes marriage to Calista Gingrich. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Romney creates a thoughtful detailed moderate platform on all major issues. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Announces his first act as President will be to fire every Federal employee. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Gets drunk with Rick Perry and applies for a gay marriage certificate. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Equates man on dog sex to Santorum and Mrs. Santorum. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Dick Cheney claims Romney will continue his legacy. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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George W. Bush endorses Romney. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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Tweets photos of him in his magic underwear to female followers. #WaysRomneyLosesNomination

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@TheFix Major breaking news: Poll shows Stephen Colbert would beat Jon Huntsman in South Carolina. #NewLeadingPresidentialCandidate

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@geneweingarten I don't know what happened. All I know if I want to follow you and not some imitation. I want pure Gene. (well, not too pure

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@TheFix Conclusion: Early returns show Rick Perry leading Buddy Roemer.

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@TheFix I thought FITN was a new TV code for Fantasy Inaccurate Television News.

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@celebritology They should remake "Hackers", with Angelina Jolie reprising her role.

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@geneweingarten I believe you are perfectly fine. You have the ability to empathy what your wife feels and you wish to feel it. Go for it.

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Expectations game:Stewart Greenleaf hopes to get more votes inthe primary today than Terry Mulholland received in the Hall of Fame voting.

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@MonicaHesse Shipping Wars: May you force it into the truck to fit to be with you.

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If you are paying $49 million on experts to figure out why you are $300 million in debt, I can give you a clue.

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@petridishes I never achieve Dyson Airblade presence. People usually look at me and associate me with Old Yeller in the final scene.

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Now trending: #ThoughtsDuringTerribleSex #NewHampshirePrimary

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@petridishes OK, which reporter is going to ask Governor Christie what went down last night?

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@celebritology I am shocked. If role models like Snoop Dogg use pot, what does this say to kids who idolize him?

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If Pennsylvania State Police are prevented from urinating on suspects, than all anarchy will arise.

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Romney says he feared a pink slip. He prefers when his wife wears white slips.

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@petridishes If Bill Daley announces he wants to be Mayor of Chicago, someone better test the White House drinking water.

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@amber_benson Relationships aren't as difficult when communication works well both ways. Of course, it also helps that you like each other.

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@TheFix Huntsman also borrowed a slogan from another candidate, which explains why signs at his rally read "Nixon's The One"

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Bill Daley is resigning as White House Chief of Staff. I always liked him on "I Dream of Jeannie".

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Now trending #ShoutOutToTheGirlsThat #1ThingIFindSexy is #CanadaDry

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@petridishes Contraception should be legal, but may only be purchased after six Republican men explain to you the moral consequences of them

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@petridishes I didn't mind the "Birds and the Bees" parental Talk. It is the dog and man Santorum Talk that upsets me.

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@geneweingarten In a sports bet where you offer what I already have and we both want the same team to win, this better not lead to a duel.

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Charles Addams brother Paul was Lerch and Paul's wife was Mortica. The Addams lived in College Hall at the Univ. of Penna. #AddamsFamily

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Breaking news: Bristol Palin quits Hollywood. This may be the most devastating news since Johnny Carson retired.

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@geneweingarten You know how politics works. The results are not official until the Supreme Court decides Romney won the Iowa Caucus.

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@Molly23 So, would you name a child Rasputin DuPont?

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@geneweingarten Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is innocent until proven guilty. Insanity may also be an option.

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@TheFix In an old Penn State article, Santorum once asked a Prof whether he should run as a D or R. Prof. recommended he run as an R.

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@TheFix Shhhh, if you don't tell anyone Santorum really won Iowa, I won't tell. It'll be our secret.

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Now trending: #textsthatgetnoreply #KeepTheGleeCast

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@petridishes Before Savannah Smiles, they rejected Augusta Chokes. I support a tie in Girl Scouts with TV, i.e. Grimms Big Bad Wolf Em Down

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@LungCancerGuide I don't advocate pot; it makes dumb people dumber. Yet, there is research in Phila. it may help brain cancer. Lung cancer?

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@LungCancerGuide Serious question: What is your reaction the study that pot smokers have lower lung cancer than non-smokers?

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